By Anonymous

• “ Americans may have won Olympic hockey against Canada, but at least Canadians still have maple syrup and health care. Bitch. ”
• “ worst 21st century overused term: "game changer" ”
• “ poops 4 troops ”
• “ Some racist is freaked out by your tweets right now. ”
• “ You're just racist to asians that eat rice. ”
• “ Mr. John? Mr. John no home. ”
• “ The Big Lebowski is a senior with a war injury that has left him physically disabled and resigned to a wheelchair ”
• “ cows are cows too. ”
• “ I am a senior citizen who is the Senior COC (Chief Operations Cop) at iTernetTech Solutions. Here is my business card. Feel free to call me if you need additional plumbing assistance. ”
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• “ I am Senior Vice President of Uranus ”
• “ I am a Senior Manager of Web Social Analysis at Scantron Technologies Inc You can reach me at dogpiss@virgindeadcowcom ”
• “ ʕʘ‿ʘʔ ”
• “ Impelliterri kicks as too ”
• “ Joe Stump bitches ”
• “ one time, i ate a gazirrion pounds worth of ground beef. as a result, my orifices exploded with beef pellets ”
• “ camtron rhymes with scantron ”
• “ HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAMTRON GAZIRRION!!!! ”
• “ the chinaman is not the issue here ”
• “ Forget the punk, I pack the funk. ”
• “ i put the funk in crunk. ”
• “ Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. ”
• “ His dick, or his rod, or his... johnson. ”
• “ My my that is one hell of a marmot on acid. ”
• “ ʕʘ‿ʘʔ ”
• “ ʕʘ‿ʘʔ ”
• “ ʕʘ‿ʘʔ ”
• “ nice marmot. ”
• “ ʕʘ‿ʘʔ ”
• “ ʕʘ‿ʘʔ ”
• “ ʕʘ‿ʘʔ ”
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• “ facebook is freaked out by your tweets right now ”
• “ WHY IS THE COMPUTER YELLING AT ME? I JUST WANT TO LIVE A QUIET, UNDISTURBED LIFESTYLE. EATING CINNAMON BUNS. ”
• “ that evan lysacek guy is like a hotter distant cousin version of trent reznor. too bad he's an orthodox christian. ”
• “ the things we're not allowed to express. in a textarea. ”
• “ VE CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON!! ”
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• “ It is Friday Night : Refilling the Wine Glass : One more sip of Poo ”
• “ must start over.. like a whirlwind of life ”